"MICA BITWAAH KI MITHAI"...

Hey everyone..

Here I go again reminiscing another funny incident of my life to post in my new blog...Again before starting I'm sorry for using another insane title to the post. Anyways here’s how this one goes..

It was my first year of engineering at V.J.T.I & my 2^nd semester in the college. We Engineers have like a very crappy 1st year in college where in we are suppose to study all the subjects common to all engineering fields. So we had subjects like Mechanics, Graphics, BME, EE etc etc.. Of all of them the crappiest I found was Applied Sciences which had like the sickos—Physics & Chemistry in it. People loved to hate these two & I wasn’t an exception. This incident is related to one of these & also to my friend’s uncanny knowledge about the whacky titles of practically all the “BHOJPURI” movie titles. (Thanks to him, I now can devise my own whacky titles..!!)

It was one of those sick Chemistry lectures on one fine afternoon. Boring it was as usual and icing on the cake was the boring professor. But thankfully it was never boring for us. Actually no lecture was. Because we used to pass cheap, sick comments & play paper ball fight during the lectures. So it was fun. So what happened was this Madam of ours was teaching us some sick chapter about some elements and compounds & stuff. Mind you guys she had a very funny accent which made us laugh like anything.

We were sitting on the last bench—me & two of my friends amongst whom one was a girl. My other friends were sitting ahead of us & the Madam was as usual explaining something from the dais. My other friend had got some MITHAI BOX from Mathura which he opened during the lecture. We three ate the last few bites left in the box but it still had some few minute particles inside. We wondered what to do with the box when out of the blue my friend who was sitting beside me ( ..the BHOJPURI movie master..) took the box in his hands, hurled it around & threw it on of the guys sitting on the 2^nd bench. The entire class bursted into a thunderous laughter & pity the victim, he was all in MITHAI.. haha. I just couldn’t control my laughter. The madam heard the roar & came down from the dais & gave the old obsolete warning speeches. Thankfully she couldn’t gauge what happened. But we were still laughing somehow, hiding our face, going below the benches…hahahha. It was not over as yet.

The madam then started teaching standing near our row. We were still in a funny mood. She was explaining us something about “MICA”. As soon as she uttered the first “MICA”, I shouted “BITWA”… It was loud enough for the last 3 benches & all of us started laughing again. Btw people, “MAI KA BITWA..(Mother's Son)” was one of the latest BHOJPURI flicks released then..(Thanks to my friend I knew about this..) We were laughing our hearts out. Whenever the professor used to utter “MICA” it had to follow with a “BITWA” from our side. Shit it was hilarious...!!! “MICA….BITWA”, “MICA….BITWA”, “MICA….BITWA”.. She said it & we gave it back. And she was asking for more. More “MICA’s”.. more & more “BITWAA’s”..hahhaha…. it was damn funny.

As expected, we caught the professor’s attention. She came near our bench & started her same old warning lectures. But we, like some shameless nuts, were laughing on her face. She looked at all of us & said—“(W)All you guys think yourselves as EEROES…” & then looking at the girl sitting on my bench continued..”..& EEROINES or what..” That thing made me laugh like hell. She took all our roll no.s except one. We were thrown out of the class as expected in a mere half n hour & were saved from the remaining one n half hour turmoil. All thanks to our BHOJPURI master friend..!! Haha…

Cheers

LALIT

P.S:- The funniest part was that the one roll no. the professor didn’t take was that of the same BHOJPURI master friend’s. HAHHA… Pity that guy seriously..!! He had to sit for the entire lecture all alone while we enjoyed recollecting the incident outside. Hahaha… “MICA BITWAAH & MITHAI” saved our a***s from some sick chemistry stuff.. N ha before signing off ..Special Thanks to the BHOJPURI movies for gifting us with such whacky titles. Ciao

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