Saat Samundar..Dhik Chik Dhak Chik...

Hey everyone

Its been a long since my last post. And it was a bit serious too. So I was just wondering for the past few days what next to write about. Hmm.. then I kinda recollected this another stupid incident happened with me & my friends. So here's an insight into our stupid world...

It was last year I guess & there was some occassion when all of us had gone out for a late lunch. Late, because when we guys start deciding about what place to go, time just flies away in a jiffy. And we end up going to the same place always...So as expected, even this time it was the HIMALAYA restaurent near Shanmukhanand Hall in Sion. We hogged some good punjabi dishes as usual & were on our way back to matunga station. We thought of walking it up till there for many reasons..the prime most being noone ready to shell out a single penny on the cab...( yes.. we are cheap..!!!)So.. there we were, 5 dolts walking on the footpaths on our way back.

As we near king circle, we sight a "GANNE KA JUICE" waala. We go in to have a glass each. As soon as we enter, we are welcomed by some loud music played in the shop's background & the amplifier was blissfully playing it at a full bass. We all sit there. Everyone looks at each other & in split seconds we are on our feets--dancing to the track SAAT SAMUNDAR. Some age old famous DIVYA BHARTI track.

We all start singing loud---

WE-- Saaaaaaaat Saaaaamuuuunnndaaaarrr...

LOUDSPEAKER-- Dhik chik Dhak Chik...Dhik chik Dhak Chik...

WE(again)-- Saaaaaaaat Saaaaamuuuunnndaaaarrr...

LOUDSPEAKER(again)-- Dhik chik Dhak Chik...Dhik chik Dhak Chik...

WE & LOUDSPEAKER together-- Saaaaat Saaaammmuuunnndaaaarr paaaar mein tere peeche
peeche aaa gaaayiii...

(Meanwhile our glasses arrive at the table. One of my friends, K, lifts his glass,holds it on his head & starts dancing again. Inspired by him, others follow suite-- Drunkards high on nothing.)

WE & LOUDSPEAKER together-- Zulmi meri jaan.. Zulmi meri jaan tere kadmon ke neeche
aa gayi.... Saaaaat Saaaammmuuunndaaaar.... wah...


Hahaaha... We come to our senses after finishing the glasses & also the juicewala is about to pack up. We thank him for the juice & the free ENTERTAINMENT & We all head back on our journey again enchanting the two golden words-- Saaaaat Saaammmuunnndaaarr..Dhik chik Dhak chik...

Cheers

LALIT

P.S: Sugarcane juice can actually give you a HIGH at times.

Enjoy...

Main Kaun..???

Hey everyone

Alright before ME or YOU start with this one, I warn YOU that the following text may hinder YOUR mental development drastically. It may even push YOU into a state of total cerebral disarray eventually leading to an attack--Which type I seriously can't predict. So it totally depends on YOUR discretion to continue further or no. Here it goes...

Once upon a time L hears one, stupidest of the stupidest joke ever in his LIFE.The joke is so lame, so utter non-sensical crap, that L just can't stop laughing after hearing it(Yea.. L is a little crack up there.. but still anyways). He just can't wait to say it out to his friends & check the look on their faces.

L starts—

Ek baar ek sardar rahta hain. Woh Amitabh ka bahut bada fan hain.
So ek din woh decide karta hain ki Amitabh ko milneka..iiich. Aur woh
Mumbai me aata hain.

Us din Amitabh ghar pe akela hota hain. Sardar uske bangle ke watchman
ko bolta hain ki usko kuch bhi karke Amitabh ko milne ka hain. Woh uska bahut
bada fan hain aur bahut dur se aaya hain. Fir watchman usko jaane deta hain.

Sardar darwaze pe knock karta hain.

Amitabh (andar se) -- HAAI.. saala. Kaun hain.. HAAI..

Sardar(bahar se) – Main hun..

Amitabh( fir se) – HAAI.. saala. Kaun hain.. HAAI..

Sardar(fir se) – Main hun..

Amitabh -- HAAI.. saala. MAIN KAUN.. HAAI..

Sardar – Tu AMITABH BACHCHAN…hhahahahahhahahhaa


L bursts into a thunderous laughter. Along with him many from his group do the same. The girls however choose to be indifferent as usual. L & his friends continue their stupidity. They repeat the lines & start off again. L wonders, looking at others who don’t seem to enjoy the joke as they do—“ How can you guys not laugh on such joke yaar..?” ( L, seriously is dumb…)


Cheers

LALIT

P.S: A few days later, one of L’s friends K has to go & meet some M.Tech student A, who takes their laboratory projects. K’s never seen A ever. Still he goes. K reaches the probable location & asks some random guy sitting on one chair.


K – Sir, A sir kidhar hain..??

A - Kya kaam hain..??(The others in the background start giggling & K doesn't
understand what's happening.

K (again) – Sir.. woh project ka kaam hain. A sir kidhar hain..??

A (laughing) – To phir MAIN KAUN hun..???

K ( in split seconds) – Tu AMITABH BACHCHAN…hahahhahahaha

A’s mouth is wide open as his brains can’t register what exactly happened.

Enjoy