Main Kaun..???

Hey everyone

Alright before ME or YOU start with this one, I warn YOU that the following text may hinder YOUR mental development drastically. It may even push YOU into a state of total cerebral disarray eventually leading to an attack--Which type I seriously can't predict. So it totally depends on YOUR discretion to continue further or no. Here it goes...

Once upon a time L hears one, stupidest of the stupidest joke ever in his LIFE.The joke is so lame, so utter non-sensical crap, that L just can't stop laughing after hearing it(Yea.. L is a little crack up there.. but still anyways). He just can't wait to say it out to his friends & check the look on their faces.

L starts—

Ek baar ek sardar rahta hain. Woh Amitabh ka bahut bada fan hain.
So ek din woh decide karta hain ki Amitabh ko milneka..iiich. Aur woh
Mumbai me aata hain.

Us din Amitabh ghar pe akela hota hain. Sardar uske bangle ke watchman
ko bolta hain ki usko kuch bhi karke Amitabh ko milne ka hain. Woh uska bahut
bada fan hain aur bahut dur se aaya hain. Fir watchman usko jaane deta hain.

Sardar darwaze pe knock karta hain.

Amitabh (andar se) -- HAAI.. saala. Kaun hain.. HAAI..

Sardar(bahar se) – Main hun..

Amitabh( fir se) – HAAI.. saala. Kaun hain.. HAAI..

Sardar(fir se) – Main hun..

Amitabh -- HAAI.. saala. MAIN KAUN.. HAAI..

Sardar – Tu AMITABH BACHCHAN…hhahahahahhahahhaa


L bursts into a thunderous laughter. Along with him many from his group do the same. The girls however choose to be indifferent as usual. L & his friends continue their stupidity. They repeat the lines & start off again. L wonders, looking at others who don’t seem to enjoy the joke as they do—“ How can you guys not laugh on such joke yaar..?” ( L, seriously is dumb…)


Cheers

LALIT

P.S: A few days later, one of L’s friends K has to go & meet some M.Tech student A, who takes their laboratory projects. K’s never seen A ever. Still he goes. K reaches the probable location & asks some random guy sitting on one chair.


K – Sir, A sir kidhar hain..??

A - Kya kaam hain..??(The others in the background start giggling & K doesn't
understand what's happening.

K (again) – Sir.. woh project ka kaam hain. A sir kidhar hain..??

A (laughing) – To phir MAIN KAUN hun..???

K ( in split seconds) – Tu AMITABH BACHCHAN…hahahhahahaha

A’s mouth is wide open as his brains can’t register what exactly happened.

Enjoy